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Pink Flamingos

February 3 - February 5

Get out your Pink Flamingos 🦩

Ain’t no Trash like Trailer Trash!

Hitch up yer britches – get yer farmer’s tan – throw on a butt-woopin’ tank top and head ta camp.

  • Do you have a set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side?
  • Do ya think – load the dishwasher means get your husband drunk?
  • Ever have Goodwill de-cline your donations?

Then all y’alls ready fer some Trailer Trash fun!

  • Poolside Wet-T-shirt contest
  • Saturday Bar Night- prizes for best dressed! – Howl at the Full Moon
  • Get all done up in your best Walmart attire – unimpressed dress
    • Mullet Wigs, Daisy Duke Cut-off Jeans & Sleeveless Flannels

Drink Specials & Food Specials all weekend

  • Expect some fine wines like:
      • NASCARbernet
      • World Championship Riesling &
      • Peanut Noir
  • Dinner specials like:
      • Beanie Weenies
      • Roadkill Stew

Alright – just kiddin’ y’all ’bout the food and liquor

Vitambi – Come as you Are – Get Wild!


February 3
February 5